I’m in a delicious state of busy right now. I’m talking banana split with whipped cream and two cherries on top delicious. I have that slightly giddy sensation that normally signals either sensory overload or impending aneurysm.
Bring it! … well, not the aneurysm part.
There are two things you should know about me:
- I don’t often get a sense of euphoria when there is half a rain forest’s worth of paper crushing my in-basket.
- I’m old
So the universe put it to a vote and decided that I was just having too much fun doing my job, and it could not allow the situation to go along unchecked. Last night, as I was dancing around the kitchen making dinner, something happened in my neck. We’re talking apocalyptic weeping and gnashing of teeth something.
Usually, at this point I would run, not walk, to the nearest gallon jug of vicodin … but I’m busy. I mean, I’ve got serious shit to do here, people. I might be called upon to drive, or pee, or do long division, any of which could have disastrous results if one is mentally impaired. Note to self: cancel company team building exercises. Me, my osteoporosis, and a zip-line were probably a bad combination from the start.
Lest you are at this moment reaching for an ice pick to shove in your ear, I am not going to bore you with a rant about the cruel realities of aging. I’m actually feeling incredibly grateful for the last six months spent relatively free of neck pain.
Bottom line, I still have that giddy work-related feeling, so I’ll run with it in spite of muscle spasms, pinched nerves, and an odd rash on my butt—probably unrelated. I may not be running on all engines, but I’m having fun doing it.
And for team building, I think a cribbage tournament will hold less risk of mind-numbing terror, broken bones, and projectile vomiting. We’ll save the zip-line for next year.
OMG Karla, so sorry to hear you are a pain in the neck. Oops, I mean you HAVE a pain in the neck! No seriously, I hope it eases up quickly. You have work to do. No. Seriously.
BIG Get-Better Hug from a really good hugger!
(Please don’t edit this. Just cause you see my name. No no, please no.)
Terri
Thanks for the hug! I’m just counting down the minutes until I can take a bedtime muscle relaxer. God bless the evil, greedy, blood-sucking drug companies.
Oh, that’s no good!
The closest I get to that is what I’d term a neck cold, where I get a degree of stiffness and ache in the neck for two or three days. That’s not much fun…
It’s kind of like having labor pains in your neck. At least I don’t have to worry about braces, prom dresses, and college tuition.
Yikes, your symptoms sound like you’re dangerously close to being a huge success!
You never said why you are so giddy about your job? Is your job auditioning new members for the Chippendale dancers?
No, but now you have me picturing Chippendales sliding down a zip line.
Abandon all hope, ye who spam here….
So that’s the spammer?
I’m going to have a hard time getting those Chippendales on the zip line out of my head….