Understatement. It’s amazing how easy it is in the information age to just cut somebody out of your life. This morning I blocked a person from my facebook fan page. That was a first. The block allows you to give a number of different reasons. I had to laugh when I saw “this person is annoying me.” I didn’t see one for “this person hurt me and my children and deserves to rot in hell.” Too bad.
I guess I’m at the age where I just don’t have the patience to put up with unacceptable behavior. I was just trying to think of some ways to delicately let people know that you’d rather chew on razor blades than see them again.
Twitter:
@scumbag Sending you a virtual crazed wolverine and a leaky squirt gun. #biteme 🙂
#MM @whackadoodle Hope you find the giant cockroach I left in your panty drawer. You’re welcome.
@guttertramp I’m OK. You’re a mess. The subpoena is in the mail. #getalawyer
@snarkqueen When you find yourself bleeding on the side of the highway, remember, I could give a rat’s ass. #wearaseatbelt
Hallmark:
Missing you
I need to adjust the sights on my rifle
Hoping to see you again
So I can sic the dogs on you
You get the idea. They say we’re getting old and crotchety, and that may be true. I think that people who spend their lives thinking up ways to hurt others are a waste of oxygen. Does that mean I’m getting intolerant? It’s about freakin’ time.
I’ve been intolerant for a while now! It feels good.
I tell you what, I’ve been smiling most of the day and I’m going to sleep well tonight.
Very clever on the Hallmark ones, Karla!
Feel free to use them on your ex-brother-in-law.
You know, Karla, if you weren’t an author, you could create a line of greeting cards for this sort of thing!
I think there’s a definite need in the greeting card market for hallmark hate mail.
Oh my, Karla…wow! I don’t think I’ve heard such profanity come from you before…but, I’m sure it’s well deserved…I think…
Very well deserved. No one hurts my kids!
I could really use a few of those hate mail cards right about now….trying to be mature…trying to be mature…TRYING!!!
I think that’s the nice thing about aging. You don’t have to set a good example for your kids anymore.
Go on ahead with yo bad self, sistah! Very proud of you. And I LOVE the Twitter shots. Gosh how I love it when a woman get tough.
( I mean that in a strictly platonic way, you understand)
Whew…….
I’ve been taking it for over 30 years from this person. It’s long past time to start dishing it out.
Being tolerant is a wonderful thing … usually. Other times, it’s a horrible idea.
That’s one of my greatest weaknesses, Mark. I have zero tolerance for crap.
Then we need you in Washington.
Please don’t hurt me! I just wanted to say I’m a fan.
Don’t worry, I’ve got the safety on for my rocket launcher.
Rocket launcher? Why do I envision Maggie and Cher with rocket launchers…?
I LOVE the block feature online. I don’t have any desire to deal with stupid or annoying people. If someone starts getting into it with me, I don’t even bother responding to their foolishness. I just let them disappear.