Irony is when I tell my readers how much I appreciate them, then my internet service provider craps out, so my readers can’t read all the nice things I have to say about them. Sorry for the inconvenience. They also seem to have misplaced my emails from the last few days. I got some bookmark requests Friday, which I’ve sent along. If you requested a bookmark Saturday, could you please resend your address and I’ll get it right out to you. Send to firstname.lastname@example.org My internet provider seems to have fixed the bugs on my website, so we should be back to monkey business as usual.