Writers of Mass Distraction

Pepper spray…check. Crampons…check. Stun gun…check. I’m ready to take on the Black Friday shoppers. I’m guest posting today, so join me at Writers of Mass Distraction by clicking here, to learn why I’m up to my neck in alligators on Black Friday.

Godzilla vs. the Mall

As a rule, I would rather be tied to an ant mound and covered with honey than go Christmas shopping. My shopping trips are normally very focused and carried out with military precision. I locate the item(s) on my list, sprint for the register, and throw money at the confused cashier on my way out the door. Continue reading